We interupt your regularly scheduled blog for this important Stem Cell Convention Coverage, Charlie Fitzpatrick reporting.

So, assuming Elizabeth's millions of minions are anxiously awaiting word, and both of our blogging beauties - not to be confused with bathing beauties - are hospitalized, I thought I'd post for them. Katrina has now officially been assimilated by The Borg (have a Star Trek person explain it to you). It turns out resistance really is futile. Her blood is being piped out of her and into a machine that looks like a map of the Boston T. Once there, it's being spun around like the ingredients of Elizabeth's favorite Margarita. As the Stem Cells (Go Fightin Stem Cell's!) are seperated, her blood gets sent through a "Hot Line" which heats her blood up before returning it to her body through a series of tubes, not unlike the ones that our President thinks run 'the internets'. Nurse Marty has been awesome, and even brought us "The Machine That Goes Ping". Katrina has one good hand, which she is texting furiously with, and so stand things here at the Kraft center. More to come as it happens....

Oh - you wanna hear about Elizabeth too? We'll have our field reporters (Mom and Dad Bauerlein) report in as soon as we can establish a link. (Which means Elizabeth is still sleeping)